Thursday, May 14, 2009

Open letter to Toilet Hoverers

Dear T-H-ers of the world:

The way this works is that if your butt is actually on the toilet seat, you are not able to pee all over it. In other words, the only one making the seat too nasty to sit on is you, the one who thinks you are too good to sit on it. Please stop doing that.

Yours truly,
Sweet Sassy Molassy

11 comments:

JodieMo said...

P.S. And for all of you put-toilet-paper-around-the-rim-so-you-can-sit' ers, when you are done take all of your toilet paper off the seat and flush it don't just let it hang half in and half out of the toilet while wicking up nasty toilet water and falling on the floor.

Thanks

Sassy Molassy said...

That too!

Secret Agent Mom said...

I had to back out of a stall *in my card-secured office bathroom* because someone had peed allll over the seat. Come on, ladies!

Anonymous said...

K - you are speaking MY truth! Thank you for articulating that so well.

-- Jo Lynne

Anonymous said...

I agree!
(and on the gross bathroom story front - i have left a stall in my office bathroom, MORE THAN ONCE, because there were blood drops on the seat. eww.)

jess

Rita.the.bookworm said...

Absolutely!

Annie said...

I can hover AND aim!

All Adither said...

Oh, I hate the toilet hoverers. Thank you for putting them in their place.

Blaine Morgan said...

Yes, it's true, ladies. You are worse than us men in this regard. I can truly attest that the ladies' room is always more disgusting than the men's, and it defies all logic. Just sit down, for Pete's sake. Or do you really consider your butt to be that pristine?

Selenamom2boys said...

I agree! I actually have taken a bunch of TP or paper towels and wet them in the sink and put a bunch of soap on it and scrubbed the top of the toilet seat before sitting (or used sanitizer & baby wipes since my giant diaper bag of doom has tons of supplies in it!) When I was potty training my older son last year, we did this a lot since he insisted in putting his hands all over the lid when climbing on! EEW! If you're THAT worried about germs T-Hoverers, try that instead. For F's sake, don't hover and spray though! SO selfish and rude!

Anonymous said...

Thank you! These people make me want to scream. No one's ass is that special (literally).